{"id":459,"date":"2020-12-20T21:56:52","date_gmt":"2020-12-21T04:56:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/?p=459"},"modified":"2020-12-20T21:56:56","modified_gmt":"2020-12-21T04:56:56","slug":"grandma-got-run-over","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/2020\/12\/20\/grandma-got-run-over\/","title":{"rendered":"Grandma Got Run Over"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Re75147ceaac8d50a98d96eb69255f781.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-458 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Re75147ceaac8d50a98d96eb69255f781.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1432\" height=\"796\" data-wp-pid=\"451\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Re75147ceaac8d50a98d96eb69255f781.jpg 1432w, https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Re75147ceaac8d50a98d96eb69255f781-300x167.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Re75147ceaac8d50a98d96eb69255f781-1024x569.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Re75147ceaac8d50a98d96eb69255f781-768x427.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Re75147ceaac8d50a98d96eb69255f781-750x417.jpg 750w, https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Re75147ceaac8d50a98d96eb69255f781-400x222.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Re75147ceaac8d50a98d96eb69255f781-430x239.jpg 430w, https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Re75147ceaac8d50a98d96eb69255f781-150x83.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Re75147ceaac8d50a98d96eb69255f781-100x56.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Re75147ceaac8d50a98d96eb69255f781-800x445.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1432px) 100vw, 1432px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-459-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Grandma_Got_Run_Over_By_a_Reindeer-1.mp3?_=1\" \/><source type=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Grandma_Got_Run_Over_By_a_Reindeer.mp33?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Grandma_Got_Run_Over_By_a_Reindeer-1.mp3\">https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Grandma_Got_Run_Over_By_a_Reindeer-1.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>A Christmas Classic Noah-fied<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Christmas Classic Noah-fied<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":458,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[66],"class_list":["post-459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-christmas","tag-christmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=459"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/459\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":460,"href":"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/459\/revisions\/460"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/458"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}