{"id":243,"date":"2015-05-02T18:52:35","date_gmt":"2015-05-03T00:52:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/?p=243"},"modified":"2025-02-01T20:04:06","modified_gmt":"2025-02-02T03:04:06","slug":"yoodle-the-turk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/2015\/05\/02\/yoodle-the-turk\/","title":{"rendered":"Yoodle the Turk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/pinky_fez.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-244\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/pinky_fez.jpg\" alt=\"pinky_fez\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" data-wp-pid=\"244\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/pinky_fez.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/pinky_fez-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/pinky_fez-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/pinky_fez-200x200.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-243-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/YoodleTheTurk_bleeped.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/YoodleTheTurk_bleeped.mp3\">http:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/YoodleTheTurk_bleeped.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p><em>Even for a Turk, Yoodle wasn&#8217;t the brightest bulb on the tree&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Even for a Turk, Yoodle wasn&#8217;t the brightest bulb on the tree&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":244,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"single-post-with-right-sidebar","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[54],"tags":[55],"class_list":["post-243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-turks","tag-turks-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=243"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":245,"href":"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243\/revisions\/245"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/244"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}