{"id":1289,"date":"2025-09-12T21:17:30","date_gmt":"2025-09-13T03:17:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/?p=1289"},"modified":"2025-09-12T21:17:30","modified_gmt":"2025-09-13T03:17:30","slug":"crap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/2025\/09\/12\/crap\/","title":{"rendered":"Crap!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/grok2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"720\" height=\"960\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/grok2.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1291\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/grok2.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/grok2-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">We&#8217;re talkin&#8217; crap! Like the kind of crap you find underneath a stinky, dirty old pile of crap!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Kyle made a valiant attempt to expand his musical and creative horizons by trying to bring a guitar to practice, and was immediately shamed into oblivion for having an unacceptable tone.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">(he got better, but not before we made a couple of songs absolutely mocking him for having shopped at the Crappy Sound Store)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"http:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/Shufflin-Noah-Jam-5_15_03_disc2-TalkinCrap.mp3\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"http:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/Shufflin-Noah-Jam-12_18_03-CrappySounds.mp3\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kyle made a valiant attempt to expand his musical and creative horizons by trying to bring a guitar to practice, and was immediately shamed into oblivion for having an unacceptable tone. (he got better, but not before we made a couple of songs absolutely mocking him for having shopped at the Crappy Sound Store)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1290,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"single-post-with-right-sidebar","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[61,23,40],"class_list":["post-1289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-performance-art","tag-beel","tag-craziness","tag-matt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1289"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1289\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1293,"href":"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1289\/revisions\/1293"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1290"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shufflinnoah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}